Pope meets with Muslim's at the Vatican.
Ok. Here's how it went:
Pope: "Dear friends, let us unite our efforts, animated by good will, in order to overcome all misunderstanding and disagreements. Let us resolve to overcome past prejudices and to correct the often distorted images of the other, which even today can create difficulties in our relations."
Muslims: "These walls ain't high enough, AssHat. Give us all your nuns. Our hordes need some strange."
(Editor's Note: All translations are courtesy of http://www.arabsandalliteration.com/)
Thursday, November 6, 2008
Monday, October 20, 2008
I'm BAAAAAAAAAACKKK!!!!
And now I'm gone.
Off to join the Obamessiah!
Gonna try and get him to earmark some of that 150M+ he raised last month for new uniforms for The Canadian Al Qeda, First Regiment.
That 2K I skimmed from Soros last month barely covered the "Marley-Mint" consumption budget.
Off to join the Obamessiah!
Gonna try and get him to earmark some of that 150M+ he raised last month for new uniforms for The Canadian Al Qeda, First Regiment.
That 2K I skimmed from Soros last month barely covered the "Marley-Mint" consumption budget.
More coming soon....
Tuesday, September 4, 2007
Report from the Holocaust Denial Jamboree in Tehran....
Aiiiiiieeeeeeee and Salaam, Salami, from the Holocaust Jamboree in Tehran.
It is I, your Fearless Leader, General (I've given myself a promotion) Gerbeel Haamster, Canadian Al Qeda, checking in with a report.
I've been accompanied to this august gathering by the one and only Abdul Haseem (byob).
Wow, and I thought we hated Joos. These f**kers REALLY hate Joos. They smell even worse than my goats, too. And the toilets are even rougher than my outhouse. It is wipe right, shake left, right? Right? Let's shake on it.
Well, it's been a really good trip so far, even though stowing away in the ass of a camel is not all it's cracked up to be. My Shriner's cap has been gettin' some stares. I tried to explain that the Canadian Al Qeda is on a tight budget, everything goes for beer and a pair of winter long-johns, so we are a little short in the uniform allowance. And, a little short elsewhere too, but we won't get into that until later.
We shudda gotta double though. Abdul likes to spoon, so I been hittin' the sauce a little. After about six shots, I really don't mind it....
I been wandering 'round, takin' in the sights while trying to avoid the "on-the-hour-every-hour" lemming stampedes. Hopefully, I'll get to see a bus plunge before we head home.
Abdul(byob), he's been workin' on his presentation, a delightful little treatise entitled, "KEEEEEEEEL THE JOOOOOOOS, KEEEEEEEEEEL THEM AAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL!!!!" I'm pretty sure it will go over quite well.
Anyway, that's all for now. More later from the JAMBOREE!
Salaam, Salami and Byob, Your Fearless Leader,
Gerbeel Haamster
It is I, your Fearless Leader, General (I've given myself a promotion) Gerbeel Haamster, Canadian Al Qeda, checking in with a report.
I've been accompanied to this august gathering by the one and only Abdul Haseem (byob).
Wow, and I thought we hated Joos. These f**kers REALLY hate Joos. They smell even worse than my goats, too. And the toilets are even rougher than my outhouse. It is wipe right, shake left, right? Right? Let's shake on it.
Well, it's been a really good trip so far, even though stowing away in the ass of a camel is not all it's cracked up to be. My Shriner's cap has been gettin' some stares. I tried to explain that the Canadian Al Qeda is on a tight budget, everything goes for beer and a pair of winter long-johns, so we are a little short in the uniform allowance. And, a little short elsewhere too, but we won't get into that until later.
We shudda gotta double though. Abdul likes to spoon, so I been hittin' the sauce a little. After about six shots, I really don't mind it....
I been wandering 'round, takin' in the sights while trying to avoid the "on-the-hour-every-hour" lemming stampedes. Hopefully, I'll get to see a bus plunge before we head home.
Abdul(byob), he's been workin' on his presentation, a delightful little treatise entitled, "KEEEEEEEEL THE JOOOOOOOS, KEEEEEEEEEEL THEM AAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL!!!!" I'm pretty sure it will go over quite well.
Anyway, that's all for now. More later from the JAMBOREE!
Salaam, Salami and Byob, Your Fearless Leader,
Gerbeel Haamster
Jewish Crop Circles....
Jewish Crop Circles, the Continuing Saga of the Vast Jewish Conspiracy
- by Gerbeel Haamster
Hello My Brothers In Islam. Rejoice, for it is I, Gerbeel Haamster, Esteemed Servant of Allah Most Blessed and Munificent and His Prophet Muhammad (pbuh).
I address my brothers in arms (specifically those with the sacred AK-47s) from my icy mountaintop, here in Canada - soon to be the Islamic Republic of Kanadaamn.
My first Pronouncement is thus: The evil Joooooos have been making crop circles in my field of pot.
Now... for you folk down there in Meigs County, who don't think it is possible to grow pot in Canada (Oh blessed Kanadaamn - Yesssss, oh brothers, it shall verily be!), let me tell you that we do just fine between the field and the basement, all thanks and praise be to Allah.
Oh brothers, remember as the Hadith says: "... Oh ye who believe, be sure and set up the grow lights in the basement with your left hand only."
Now, continuing my Pronouncement: Yes, brothers, it is not the Aliens, nor the Baptists who are responsible for the veritable spate of globe-wide crop circles, but the evil Joooooos. They are holding their evil, pagan rituals, complete with folk songs and campfire sing-a-longs and they have been holding them in my field of pot!
We must battle them, oh brothers. We must cut them down with the sacred AK-47s, like the "despicable desecrating demons of decadent debauchery"* that they are!
*(Quote is courtesy of arabsandalliteration.com)
Oh brothers (pbuy and byob), I pray only for the peace of Islam, and the bullets that accompany it (along with a few good hits - man that shit is soooooo good that my toes are buzzed...).
I must go now, brothers, and quickly. For even with my forehead to the ground I feel them coming - and, oh noooooo, brothers.... I also hear the sound of their dreadful mandolins....
Salaam salami, ...and peace too, by the non-existent grace of Allah, most munificent and in the name of His Blessed Prophet, and sometime pedophile, Muhammed (pbuh + byob).
Sincerely,
The Gerbeel One (pbume+byob)
- by Gerbeel Haamster
Hello My Brothers In Islam. Rejoice, for it is I, Gerbeel Haamster, Esteemed Servant of Allah Most Blessed and Munificent and His Prophet Muhammad (pbuh).
I address my brothers in arms (specifically those with the sacred AK-47s) from my icy mountaintop, here in Canada - soon to be the Islamic Republic of Kanadaamn.
My first Pronouncement is thus: The evil Joooooos have been making crop circles in my field of pot.
Now... for you folk down there in Meigs County, who don't think it is possible to grow pot in Canada (Oh blessed Kanadaamn - Yesssss, oh brothers, it shall verily be!), let me tell you that we do just fine between the field and the basement, all thanks and praise be to Allah.
Oh brothers, remember as the Hadith says: "... Oh ye who believe, be sure and set up the grow lights in the basement with your left hand only."
Now, continuing my Pronouncement: Yes, brothers, it is not the Aliens, nor the Baptists who are responsible for the veritable spate of globe-wide crop circles, but the evil Joooooos. They are holding their evil, pagan rituals, complete with folk songs and campfire sing-a-longs and they have been holding them in my field of pot!
We must battle them, oh brothers. We must cut them down with the sacred AK-47s, like the "despicable desecrating demons of decadent debauchery"* that they are!
*(Quote is courtesy of arabsandalliteration.com)
Oh brothers (pbuy and byob), I pray only for the peace of Islam, and the bullets that accompany it (along with a few good hits - man that shit is soooooo good that my toes are buzzed...).
I must go now, brothers, and quickly. For even with my forehead to the ground I feel them coming - and, oh noooooo, brothers.... I also hear the sound of their dreadful mandolins....
Salaam salami, ...and peace too, by the non-existent grace of Allah, most munificent and in the name of His Blessed Prophet, and sometime pedophile, Muhammed (pbuh + byob).
Sincerely,
The Gerbeel One (pbume+byob)
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